Saturday, May 03, 2008
Procrastinate like a champion!
Law student in library: The internet's broken.... It's okay. There's nothing good on the internet anyway.
Monday, April 21, 2008
Extermination Fail
Prof: I’m sorry I’m late; my office has been overtaken by these huge ants. The construction on the quad must have unearthed them or something, and no one in the building has Raid, so I’ve been drowning them in 409.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Honest
Student: (on whether a lay witness can testify on whether a substance tasted like cocaine) If you put cocaine in your mouth it makes your mouth go numb.
Class: *pause* *think* *laugh*
Student: I saw it on Law and Order.
Class: *pause* *think* *laugh*
Student: I saw it on Law and Order.
Monday, March 31, 2008
And also people who want to graduate
3L #1: I need to go to class.
3L #2: Class is for wimps and 2Ls.
3L #2: Class is for wimps and 2Ls.
The sky will fall?
Prof: So the Buddhists would say, like, ‘If our temple is too short,…’ I don’t really know enough about Buddhism to finish that sentence.
Another softball
Prof: Who is better organized: Angry neighbors whose property values are affected, or anarchists who take poor people into their homes?
No excuse for getting this one wrong.
Prof: As a city council member, would you vote for it?
Student: …
Prof: Or do you hate poor people?
Student: I would vote for it.
Student: …
Prof: Or do you hate poor people?
Student: I would vote for it.
Thursday, March 06, 2008
Maybe in Heaven
Matching question on the test: Used in plumbing.
Excluding the correct answer, the second most chosen answer: Diamonds
Excluding the correct answer, the second most chosen answer: Diamonds
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Never got the hang of Thursdays...
Prof: Justice Kennedy doesn’t use adverbs. He doesn’t believe in footnotes. And he says thing like “putting Hobbsian sticks in Lockean bundles.” Student, what does that mean?
Student: Uhh…
Student: Uhh…
Prohibition = racist!
Prof: And maybe Kansas thought that by passing a prohibition law they could stop the Irish from moving to Kansas.
First Amendment Pride
Prof: South Bend is home to the Kitty Kat Lounge. Kitty Kat Lounge is the site of the first Supreme Court case that found that nude dancing is speech. It is NOT a high end establishment.
Softball
Prof: Boston has a place called the “combat zone.” The “combat zone” is the only place where all manner of adult businesses are allowed. Student, would you think the “combat zone” is an orderly area, or a disorderly area?
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Was somebody trying to be funny?
I am trying to set up my computer to print to a different printer in the office.
I knew I should have stayed home today....
I knew I should have stayed home today....
Complete these steps before configuring your
printer(s).
- Print these instructions.
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