Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Interpreting dreams?

One Sunday almost a year ago, my pastor commented on the full auditorium at the morning worship service. He pointed out that attendance tends to fluctuate during the summer months:

"You never know whether you'll have the lean cows or--"

He stopped abruptly as he realized what he was saying.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

You need a cite for that!?

From a NJ Supreme Court case:

"The complete pleasure of swimming must be accompanied by intermittent periods of rest and relaxation beyond the water's edge. See State ex rel. Thornton v. Hay, 254 Or. 584, 599-602, 462 P.2d 671, 678-79 (1969) (Denecke, J., concurring)."

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Alternative to law school?

Professor: So, if any of you are old enough and have enough money, Nicole Kidman is probably looking for another husband.