Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

But Jurisprudence IS a real course... isn't it?

Jurisprudence prof: I don't know why all of you are here today. You must have a real course right after this.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

And it smells bad.

1L: My knowledge of contracts is like Swiss cheese--holes everywhere!

2L: Don't worry. My knowledge of Business Association is more like a thin scattering of cheese curds.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

I'll get on that right away.

Student: You can actually look at Franklin Roosevelt's tax return, if that interests any of you.

Being the class clown--unintentionally.

Student 1: At least you'll be able to look back on these days and remember that you made people laugh.
Student 2 (who had recently given a wrong answer in class): Yeah, but for the wrong reasons, though.