Monday, April 21, 2008

Extermination Fail

Prof: I’m sorry I’m late; my office has been overtaken by these huge ants. The construction on the quad must have unearthed them or something, and no one in the building has Raid, so I’ve been drowning them in 409.

Sunday, April 20, 2008


Student: (on whether a lay witness can testify on whether a substance tasted like cocaine) If you put cocaine in your mouth it makes your mouth go numb.

Class: *pause* *think* *laugh*

Student: I saw it on Law and Order.