Never got the hang of Thursdays...

Prof: Justice Kennedy doesn’t use adverbs. He doesn’t believe in footnotes. And he says thing like “putting Hobbsian sticks in Lockean bundles.” Student, what does that mean?

Student: Uhh…

Prohibition = racist!

Prof: And maybe Kansas thought that by passing a prohibition law they could stop the Irish from moving to Kansas.

Is this a game?

Prof: What happens to people who drink too much?
Student: They get drunk.

First Amendment Pride

Prof: South Bend is home to the Kitty Kat Lounge. Kitty Kat Lounge is the site of the first Supreme Court case that found that nude dancing is speech. It is NOT a high end establishment.

Softball

Prof: Boston has a place called the “combat zone.” The “combat zone” is the only place where all manner of adult businesses are allowed. Student, would you think the “combat zone” is an orderly area, or a disorderly area?

Was somebody trying to be funny?

I am trying to set up my computer to print to a different printer in the office.

I knew I should have stayed home today....

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