And also people who want to graduate

3L #1: I need to go to class.
3L #2: Class is for wimps and 2Ls.

The sky will fall?

Prof: So the Buddhists would say, like, ‘If our temple is too short,…’ I don’t really know enough about Buddhism to finish that sentence.

Another softball

Prof: Who is better organized: Angry neighbors whose property values are affected, or anarchists who take poor people into their homes?

No excuse for getting this one wrong.

Prof: As a city council member, would you vote for it?
Student: …
Prof: Or do you hate poor people?
Student: I would vote for it.

Maybe in Heaven

Matching question on the test: Used in plumbing.

Excluding the correct answer, the second most chosen answer: Diamonds