Extermination Fail

Prof: I’m sorry I’m late; my office has been overtaken by these huge ants. The construction on the quad must have unearthed them or something, and no one in the building has Raid, so I’ve been drowning them in 409.

Honest

Student: (on whether a lay witness can testify on whether a substance tasted like cocaine) If you put cocaine in your mouth it makes your mouth go numb.

Class: *pause* *think* *laugh*

Student: I saw it on Law and Order.