Professor: The law school exam is inexplicable on pedagogical grounds, and on grounds of human decency.
Professor: This semester is compressed, like an accordion. I’ll tell you why someday, but only after several beers.
Professor: Your exam is on 10/10, so you all know that it’s on a Wednesday. 10/10 is of course not a Wednesday every year, because that would be stupid.
Professor, re: Midterm exam: These questions will have real answers, not like essays.