Friday, August 31, 2007

Back to School!

Professor: The law school exam is inexplicable on pedagogical grounds, and on grounds of human decency.

Professor: This semester is compressed, like an accordion. I’ll tell you why someday, but only after several beers.

Professor: Your exam is on 10/10, so you all know that it’s on a Wednesday. 10/10 is of course not a Wednesday every year, because that would be stupid.

Professor, re: Midterm exam: These questions will have real answers, not like essays.

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