Friday, August 31, 2007

Or, Why Lawyer-types Shouldn't Hang Out

Another truism brought to you by xkcd.

Back to School!

Professor: The law school exam is inexplicable on pedagogical grounds, and on grounds of human decency.

Professor: This semester is compressed, like an accordion. I’ll tell you why someday, but only after several beers.

Professor: Your exam is on 10/10, so you all know that it’s on a Wednesday. 10/10 is of course not a Wednesday every year, because that would be stupid.

Professor, re: Midterm exam: These questions will have real answers, not like essays.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Free to a good home

Me: But she just got a new kitten. Who's going to keep her kitten when she moves?
Supervising attorney: I would, but my freezer is full.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

but was she credible?

Intern describing opposing witness: She was ghastly.