Thursday, November 16, 2006

Pretty sure that's unrelated

Prof: Say you're a cemetery, but on the side you operate a driving range or something.

3 comments:

Becca said...

I would think it's "on the top" rather than "on the side." What a brilliant business plan! Where else are you going to find so few buildings? You'll never be driven out by rising property values...

mel said...

Wouldn't their liability insurance be pretty pricey? I mean, with the possibility of injuries from golf balls ricocheting off headstones...

Becca said...

They would have to limit it to the areas where all the headstones are the flat kind. And make mourning visitors wear helmets.