I found this in a Marine publication that came in to work yesterday. Apparently the Marines have had a couple kids drown during their training exercises, so they've changed a bunch of processes and have a committee making recommendations on what else needs to change. So...the committee determined that one of the things that need to be done was to make the swim training a lower-stress environment. The solution? (I lie not.) Post signs reading, "This is a low-stress environment."
Maybe I should get some of those to put up at work.