Monday, August 21, 2006

Computer Orientation

I spent nearly two hours in "computer orientation" this afternoon, but at least the guy in charge of the session was entertaining! Here's a sampling...

  • "That's like ignoring a gaping flesh wound." (on ignoring anti-virus scans)
  • "I could treat that with medication, but I choose not to." (on his tendency to save important documents on his hard drive, his thumb drive, and a CD)
  • "[Your laptop] doesn't like to be where you don't like to be. I don't like the trunk of my car in August, it doesn't like the trunk of my car in August."
  • "If you need WeatherBug, try the window. It doesn't tell you the temperature, but you can tell if it's raining."

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