Thursday, August 31, 2006

Is this how attorneys operate?

Prof (telling us about an excessively complicated legal document that he and other auditors couldn't figure out): "We wrote the opinion that that particular attorney had perhaps been tussling with the bottle too much. Maybe that's why we could never reach him--he was in the tank, drying out."


Becca said...

Sadly, that's industry standard.

mel said...

Well, to be honest, if I had to go through law school, I might be tempted to drink, too. ;)